J in Japan: Pachislo paradise

Don't let the bright lights and music fool you...Pachinko is the devil.Pachinko parlors are found in every shopping district, and on every street. There's no missing them. You can hear the 'pleng-pleng-pleng' of pachinko balls miles away, and the lights from the parlor are more than likely visible from outta space. The lights and the noise are glaring and loud just when the parlour is within eye and ear shot. But it's not until you drift near to the automatic doors and they open that everything hits you like a shinkuu-hadouken to the chest. It will make you laugh, cry a little, and give up a little of your soul in exchange for never being subjected to it again.

Pachinko is pretty odd to describe. So for the sake of trying to explain it, I'll just say it's like Pinball: with 150% more lights, more noise and a reliance on sheer luck. You pop some balls into the machine and watch them drop. I don't think there's much more to it than that to be honest.

Only the brave wander into Pachinko parlors. Along with the Pachinkoholics, the chain smokers and the jobless. Walking into a Pachinko parlor will garner some dirty, un-welcomed stares. The Pachinko veterans can sniff a newbie a mile away, and they will take a minute out of their game to stare you and up an down and then shuffle their trays of Pachinko balls closer to them as you walk past. You trust NO ONE in a Pachinko parlor. Every body is the enemy. Aside from the Pachinko veterans, you also have to contend with the cacophony of noise that greets you when you walk into a parlor. I damn near went deaf. It's easy to look down on those who seem to make a career out of playing Pachinko. But I have to applaud them. They should get medals for being able to deal with the noise, the smoke ridden air and the lights for hours on end. Although they'd probably trade the medal in for some pachinko balls.

I'm a mean bastard, so I recommend that you go check out some Pachinko parlours when you're in Japan. And also visit Nagoya - which is the home of Pachinko.