I was kickin' it at my Grandmother's house and she had guests. So me playing the polite Grandson and knowing nobody in the UK can resist a cup of tea whether they truly want one or not; asked everybody if they'd like a cup of tea. I got shot from all in the room with a "Yes please! No sugar", except for one guy who said "Yes. But black with no sugar". I felt to ask him if he'd just like the tea bag to suck on, but I resisted the urge as it probably-more-than-likely-almost-definitely would have sounded rude.