I love me some milk and cookies. I dunk those chocolate chip bitches like a witches head into a barrel of water during the trials of Salem. There's nothing quite like a milk soaked Maryland cookie in my mouth. I'm fully aware of how perverted and sexual that sounded, but I don't care. It's not like I'm posting a picture of my willy dunked into a glass of milk and posting a plea for one of you to come to my house and suck it for me. How did a post on milk and cookies plummet into the depths of tales of sucking milk chocolate willies!? I'm going to shut up now. I fear how much further into the depth of subterranea this post could go. And there-in lies the segway into a sentence about 'going deep'. Oh dear Lord.